Wednesday, December 24, 2014

kids say the darnedest things!

My 6 yr old nephew Warren is one chatty little fellow.
Here are his latest stories…

Warren: Mom, bakit ba ang tao nagbabago ang mukha?
Mommy: bat mo naman nasabi yan?
Warren: kasi iba na mukha ko ngayon kesa dati… tingnan mo mukha mo—halos wala ka ng kilay!
Mommy: (better stop shaving my brows! :)
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Warren: Lola masaya ba sa heaven?
Lola: Oo, dahil nandoon si Jesus
Warren: ahhmm… Lola dahil matanda ka na mauuna ka na sa heaven
Sabihin mo sa akin pagnakita mo na si Jesus ha…
pero teka pano mo sasabihin sa akin kung invisible ka na?

(no more quote from the shocked lola :D
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Ito naman talagang kakaiba…

I once taught him it’s wrong to say “Sus!” because this comes from the name of Jesus.
One night, he shared…

Warren: tita , yung klasmeyt ko sabi niya “sus!”
Sabi ko sa kanya “oi, bawal ang ‘sus!’

Tita: ano naman sagot ng klasmeyt mo?

Warren: Sabi niya di daw bawal ang ‘sus’ kasi ketsup daw yon..
ang sabi ko naman : “kaya wag ‘Sus!’ ang sabihin mo …dapat “Sauce!!!”


lesson? never underestimate kids hahaha!!! :))
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Oct 22,2009:
he asked a few days ago: "mom, nagsisipilyo ba si God?"
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October 28, 2009:
"Lola ano baon ko mamaya?"
"Fried chicken"
"ahh.. dapat lola tatlo ilagay mo!"
"ha? bakit? eh dalawa lang kayo ng ate mo?"
"ang isa para kay teacher!!!"

(hmm... too early??.. di naman siguro.. bka generous lang hehe :D)

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December 9,2009

i told him "wa, pag may 100 ka sa exam bilhan kita ulit ng trolli candy"
"magkano ba ang trolli hotdog?" he asked.. i answered "17"..

"ang trolli octopus?"
"50 pesos... ay mahal yon!"

"ah.. ang trolli lizard?"
"uhm.. 17 din"

"ilan ba ang 17 at 17?"

"34!"

"may 34 ka ba???"

di na ako makasagot hehehe

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August 22,2010

Warren's 7 now and he is growing up in a city where smoking is strictly regulated.

One afternoon as we ate in an enclosed resto, he suddenly exclaimed to my sis "hala mom!! Pwde pala magsmoke dito?"

"ha? Hindi!.." my ate mich answered,
"Ba't mo natanong?
"yun o!", then he read post , "this is a smoke free establishment"
"haha, hindi, wa. Ang ibig sabihin ng free dyan ay wala, kaya walang smoking dito." i answered.

"Ahh.. Akala ko kasi pwde! Para bang sabi ng smoke: i'm free!!" he said animatedly.
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October 13, 2010

He was busy doing something when he heard my cellphone sound, it was my msg tone- disney version of You'll be in my heart.

"alam ko san yan tita bb, sa tarzan.. Kanta ng mom nya nung una nyang nakita at kinuha si tarzan."

I envied his memory, knowing he saw d movie when he was about 4 or 5..

Then he said: alam mo ba sino kapareho ni tarzan? Si george of d jungle! Sya ung "george, george, geo-geo-george! Watch out for that tree! Uh-waaooh! Blag!" haha! Complete with action pa :-)
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